Sunday, March 11, 2007

Porn and Pancakes

I saw this on Saturday Night Live and I thought it was a joke. Apparently, it's not. It's a church based men's club that discusses porn over a pancake breakfast. The group convenes to listen to guest speakers and discuss the negative effects of porn on society and the individual. Their website however is humorously ambiguous in its mission:

A morning filled with straight talk about porn and the issues surrounding porn. From the people who get it. XXXchurch pastors, porn industry insiders and people who have struggled without hope.

Struggled to find the good stuff? Try justabouteverythingyoucanimagine.com. Just so there's no confusion as to who is welcome:

The breakfast is open to men and boys in junior high on up.

Not to be confused with the ads for the male bathhouses. The website is quite succinct with it's frequently asked questions:

Is Porn and Pancakes R rated? No.
Should I bring my son? Yes.
Should my son be 11 years and older? Yes.
Can I bring my dad? Yes.
Should my dad be ready to talk afterwards? Yes.
Why just men? That’s how we started.
What about the women? Were working on it.
Where does the cash go? Pays for the events, resources and more great things at XXXchurch
Will there be nudity? Ahhh, no.
Will we have to sing? No, We promise
Will we have to wear name tags? No.
Do you use Grade A or Grade B syrup? Whatever is cheaper.
Silver dollar or Mickey Mouse pancakes? Silver dollar.
Will you talk about masturbation? Yes.
Will we find help for porn problem? Yes.
Will we learn about personal accountability? Yes.
Will we get to laugh at all? Yes. Trust us there will be some great moments.
What’s the deal with the name? It’s a great way to eat and deal with sin.
Who will be there? People just like you, along with the XXXchurch speaking team.
Can I tell everyone I know? We would hope you do.
Can I bring a camera and take pictures with the porn pastors? Yes.
Can I take notes? Yes.
Do you talk about Jesus? Yes.
Is porn a 57 billion dollar a year business world wide? Yes.
Does Jesus really love porn stars? Absolutely.
Can I bring my men’s group, youth pastors, lead pastors? Yes, yes and yes.
Is porn really killing me? More than you know.
Do I really need to stop looking at porn? Yes.

Well, I agree with them on the pancake issue anyway.

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